Stranger: *bumps into me*
Me: Oh my god, I'm sorry!
Friend: *bumps into me*
Me: u wana fuckign GO i can take on 20 skeletons at the same time dont test me

briansella:

I’m the person who leaves every single event without saying bye don’t even question it I hate saying goodbye I don’t want to hug you just let me disappear into the night like I’m batman

(via oknope)

priestmahad:

me: *is nice*
me: *regrets it*

(Source: trapcard, via fake-mermaid)

tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

(via coluring)